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The Galfunk Album Spoon Empathy(lyrics by John Terlouw,Adam Brown and jim Campbell): Mom said clean the kitchen. I'll do it after I play when I got to mom's cook place I thought about those forks and spoons and plates and while the forks are bein happily scrubbed those spoons dont even get rubbed the spoons are sad the spoons are mad 'cause when it comes to the dishwashin' game all the dishes will be washed the same One day Mom came up to me and said,"I've got somthin for you to see" "just got a new Dishwasher from the Maytag company" "now all the dishes will be washed evenly" the spoons were sad but now they're glad cause when it comes to the dishwashin' game all the dishes will be washed the same (repeat 1st verse) the spoons were glad but now they're mad cause when it comes to the dishwashin' game all the dishes will be washed the same Encephalon(words by Adam Brown): runnin round with no clothes on me maybe some-body will see me mom said boy you'll catch a cold runnin round- its below zero man its cold, but I feel free runnin round like a chimpanzee(2x) now I'm down -now I'm downtown still run-still runnin' 'round without an-any clothes on me maybe some-body will see me (repeat chorus) Freight Train(traditional): Chuggin' and a huffin' rollin along pantin' and a puffin singin' this song racin cross the tressel clickety clack listen to my whistle echoing back woo woo woo woo I'm a freight train Smokin' and a steamin' burnin' up coal chokin' and a screamin' look at me roll I should be arrivin' just about noon whistlin' and a drivin' singin' this tune woo woo woo woo I'm a freight train. Dee Dee Loves felt(lyrics by Jim Campbell): Felt, felt Dee Dee Loves felt(2x) I learned it from a guy named Paul That Paul he knew it all he was the best at what he delt he was the king of felt (chorus) hunt the felt creaure where it live and rip it's hide into long thin strips bury them where they wont smell a tree will grow that will yield your felt (chorus) Tape dispenser: A Peppertree Christmas: I woke up early this morning as it turns out it was the last day of school before christmas break and wouldnt you know to my suprise our rival band was playing christmas songs for all to hear now I'm mad now I'm angy cause our rival band is playing christmas songs and wouldnt you know eveyone loves them for starting off school that way the last day of school before christmas break and everyone loves them whistling their songs all day long and everyone will remember Peppertree for years to come now I'm mad now Im jealous if we would have thought of that then they'd be remembering us Our Town(words by Adam Brown): Our casino is large and clean it has lights with very bright beams they circle the sky like ufos we have a very nice casino There's a Hardee's in our town it has walls that are orange and brown they serve coffee tea and pop at the corner of a four way stop You can go to the Kwik Star store a nice place to go when bored they have gas pumps there and products for washing your hair The South Tama High School isn't far from the public pool we have very nice playground equiptment you should come for a visit 32 Second Song (the rhyming song): (impovised rhyming words) ____-______-_____ ____-______-_____ ____-______-_____ this is our rhyming song I hope you like it ____-______-_____ ____-______-_____ ____-______-_____ this is our rhyming song I hpe you liked it Richard Nixon(lyrics by Jim Campbell): Richard Nixon lay near death in a deep coma today two marine seargents arrived at the hospital on thursday ready to serve as the former presedents honor guards in case he should die from the stroke he suffered on monday his condition remained the same this evening Robinson said Nixon's daughters Tricia and Julie were with him she said officials announced that Nixon had slipped into unconciousness after swelling of the brain a deadly complication of the stroke he suffered on monday (repeat 1st verse) Bill the Robot(lyrics by Jim Campbell): He came down- down from the sky he came down and he didnt now how to eat our pie he didnt know how to play in the streets or run in circles or eat some meat he didnt know to climb a tree he didnt know how. You listen to me! He was Bill the Robot from a far away planet(2x) He didnt know how to drive a car He didnt know how thats why he never got very far He didnt know how to play the drums He didnt know how. Everyone said that he was dumb He was Bill the Robot from a far away planet(2x) (solo stuff) He was Bill the Robot from a far away planet(2x) Unrelesed: Stop Bath(words by Jim) I can see that you like photography I don't care if you suck at math I dont care. I love you anyway. Even if your hands smell like stop bath I dont care if you verbally abuse me I don't mind takin' your wrath I dont care. I love you anyway. Even if your hands smell like stop bath |
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