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NEW! FALSE WORLD (misung and the keyboards) I am the shadow of your voice i am the one who decides if what you speak is the truth or if it's all just lies oh you've lied so many times and you lost all your friends tell me, is this how you want to live? Now i've written a dialouge for when you talk to that girl so just read what i wrote and just maybe she will accept you for what you are even though you are nothing and i control all you say (so say this with me now) and if the sky is not concrete and if a pillow is not stone then we all must be living in a false world and if my head is still attached and i have no soul then we must be living in a false world now i hear you stole a car that belonged to a friend and now that she's found out you wonder why must this end? and your chicken has grown cold and has frozen to your plate and now you realize now is too late well life is so unfair so just leave it all up to me i can talk you through anything most simply and all you have to do is sit back and watch your life fall apart face flat on the road if the sun is not a baby's head and the moon has no teeth then we all must be living in a false world and if a cat is not a dog and purple is not read then we all must be living in a false world and if i do not wear a suit and if i do not play the flute then we all must be living in a false world and if the girl does not kiss and the sun does not shine then we all must be living in a false world and if the milk is not blue and the lemons are not sweet then we all must be living in a false world and if we do not rise above and the teevee screen is blurred then we all must be living in a false world and if i cannot find my shoes, in this game we always lose yeah we know we are living in a false world *i woke up to the site of a television set flying past my window, i looked out and saw a small boy pointing a gun at me, i was surprised...and he said to me... repeat long chorus end NEW! Song about a fridge There are many things comin to this earth not by uFo's but through birth oh babies are born 18 days a week that's so many it's so hard to think if i had a child of my own i would let the kid have his own home So he would be happy cuz i know he wouldn't be if he lived in a tiny pigsty home with me Oh I don't want to have a kid but i'm sure glad my parents did (repeat chorus a bunch o times) Oh i nkow the kid would live in missouri if he lived in a tinnnnnnnnnny pigstyy home with me oh and i know he would be scared when the house gets completely surrounded by grizzly bears and he would be traumitized when i'd take him out to hunt the rattlesnakes that slither out on our lawn and we would both take sleep in a tree to stay away from alllll those killer chimpanzeeeesssohhhhhhh chorus (NEW!) I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN! I want to go to japan and vist every foreign land that is my destiny i want to see korea oh my god that would be a fabulous place for me But if i went to Asia i would have to learn the language Without it i would speak oh so bad i could ask an asian or ask one of my friends or maybe even ask my mom or dad to Chorus: TEACH ME! TO TEACH ME! THE LANGUAGE THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW! TO TEACH ME! TO TEACH ME! SO I CAN SPEAK ASIAN WHEREEVER I GO!!! I want to go to China oh that would be a fine-a place to pick up a girl She would know all the moves dressed in her high heel hooves togther we could travel the whole world But if i had a girlfriend, our friendship would soon end cuz i would ask her how to say chinese words She would get frikkin mad and leave me in east bahgdad cuz i would ask her how to converse and for her to Chorus repeat solo etcc *JEREMY MANN Jeremy Mann best friends with Paul Pham Oh Jeremy Mann you know that we love you Jeremy Mann, he draws with an artist's hand he talks to the teachers and he loves to argue Oh Jeremy Mann you are such a silly guy and Jeremy Mann I never seen you wear a tie Oh Jeremy Mann your butt sticks out when you walk around Oh Jeremy Mann don't you feel down no, Jeremy Mann don't you feel down Jeremy Mann, he used to have an afro (two years ago) When I laughed at him he got mad and kicked me in the toe Oh Jeremy Mann, your name is spelled with two N's I find that really strange but guess what? you're still my friend. Oh Jeremy Mann you're from a Texas town Oh Jeremy Mann, you like to follow Amy Beth all around you talk during classes and dance during the breaks it makes us laugh for goodness sake Oh Jermey Mann we love you yeah Jeremy Mann we love you, Uh.. Solo time we like your drawings and we love your dance you got hairy arms and you wear tight pants Oh Jeremy Mann we love you, yeah Jeremy Mann we love you...x2 Shake your booty for us Jeremy Mann x4 * RoBiN ThE iNdIaN His name was Robin the Indian he was no mexican he was everybody's favorite friend of all x2 i saw him riding a horse far out on the plains he was strapped with a bow and arrow He turned around and looked at me he sat there so sternly as he watched the herd of buffalo go go go go go go His name was Robin the Indian he was no mexican he was everybody's favorite friend of all x2 Solo What tribe is he I do not know is he apache or Navajo is he Meskwaki or Eskimo? well I know deep in his heart he is truly a part of his own tribe yeah we all know him as robin the indian His name was Robin the Indian he was no mexican and he's everybody's favorite friend of all His name was Robin the Indian he was no mexican and he's our favorite friend Let's spell out his name now R-O-B-I-N x2 Chorus repeat * HE-MAN i have skeletor..but now I want He Man I have man at arms but now I want He Man i said mom if you don't give him to me i'm never gonna reach puberty i'm just gonna sit and cry all the time I'm gonna make your life..miserable i want HE man (He want's he man) x4 I don't want She Ra NO!! I want He man I don't care about Battle Cat HE'S NO GOOD!! without He man He man is such a strong guy if he were superman he could fly he's got those awesome German blue eyes yeah I wannn------tttt He man (He wants He man) x4 solo time I have the flying guy but now I want he man I have man-e-faces but now I want He-Man I said "mom will you take me to the store?" she says "no way I'm not going to buy you any more of those stupid action figures!" so I threw her out the window oh I want he man (He wants he man) x4 Improvisation ending *The Land of Nephrandon Many Many Years ago before the land was full of murky creatures before dinosaurs before the ice age before the many human features a land was made and done right below the sun it only weighed one ton called the land of Nephradon Well earth then was created while Nephrandon sat vacant but before earth little creatures ran wild before christians before satan Oh Nephradon was great there was no lust or hate and people got things done in the Land of Nephrandon solo (as always) Earth then grew bigger, grew stronger and Nephrandon then was no longer a place of fun but a place of sadness becaue earth stole all of it's gladness the land it was no more it vanished in the storm it had nothing to keep it warm it grew cold and lost it's form Neprandon x4 *ON TIME IS WHEN I GET THERE (RAP #4) How are ya'll doing out there? Ah yeah..ready to get busy? yeah let's go Ah YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1 2 3 (funky monkey) C'mon y'all ah just C'mon yall you can feel the funky beats pumping off the walls gonna rock it right now like you wish you could gonna tear down the house like it was made out of wood you see I'm Monkey Boy D as lanky as can be but you see I get all the fine ladies I'll rap em and I'll rock em till the dawn of the light cause I'm vicious most vicious MC rapper tonight I can take superman and knock him out cold I can take all your laundry and teach you how to fold I can right different rythmes cause I am so bold I'm the baddest funky freak and I've never been told to stop the beat, stop, stop the beat oh I can make you feel the heat..steaming up all the glasses in the house you better watch it man, i'm ready to pounce ..uh get higher get higher float up to the sky I'm gonna pump the beats hard until you die I'm never ever gonna stop until my DJ breaks I'm gonna rap all night no matter how long it takes c'mon do the freak and do the slide and put your hands over your eyes and wiggle your neck like a snake in a trance ah yeah now your doing the monkey boy dance c'mon shake your arms high in the air c'mon put your feet in your hair c'mon grab a partner with your toes c'mon stick your finger up their nose c'mon sing along with my funky noise and hip hop around like you have no choice and listen to my rythmes while I rock ya hard and I'll follow you around like a musical bard and if you do not like my soul pumping in your ear take a hike little kid we don't need ya here we don't need you all to scream and shout we got MC Bear to tear it all out c'mon I'm MC Bear the melodious monk I'll take you all and make you feel the funk I'll rock ya morning evening noon and night I'll take off my pants make you die of fright cause I'm hairy, yeah I'm scary, I'm so hairy I'll never marry I eat cherries and eat berries I got beats here them carry all across the room all across the house I'm gonna tear these mother suckas out cause I'm slick gonna flick my sweat at you now heres Monkey Boy D to rock the rythmes so true What's up what's up what's up ya'll? What's up what's up what's up ya'll? I am only 6 feet tall and I can see over the Berlin wall I went to Berlin, knocked the walls down Got all the ladies in the mother freakin town then we partied on with all my charm I began to farm, Fillet Mingion..now I'm back on my funky feet gonna tell you a little story It starts way back when I was whack now I don't want to bore ya see back in the day I used to play with all the little kids but i was too tall to play baseball so this is what i did (what'd ya do?) I rapped through the streets of St Louis and rapped all night long I rapped so fine, I was divine everyone wanted to hear my song then I met MC Bear with his jerry curl he said "Hey let me rap wit you?" I said "alright" now here we are tonight to rock the rythme so true MC Bear Go! I'm back again with my pint of gin gonna take you back to where we begin gonna rock the beat out to the very end gonna eat collate greens with Fried Chicken the notes are blasting while I'm broadcasting across the USA Now it's time to go..we got a show in a different state if you wanna stay that's really okay I do not mind at all I'm gonna go to Disney LAnd and try to climb the wall Yeah (Bunch of talking) *MAYO I went to a bar and I said to the lady "gimme a drink!" she said we don't have coffee or tea in here she said you better go find a different cafe shop I said "I don't wanna" i said "I don't wanna" I said "I don't wanna" she said "she don't wanna know!" Walking on outside everybody says that I'm talking too much about my mom about my dad everybody says I'm talking about but everybodies not the same..NO I want some MAyo i won't be left alone I want some MAyo MAyo, I said I won't go I want some mayo I want some MAYO!!!! MAYO!!!!! MAYO!!!! *THE BALLAD OF SADIE MARIE Jimmy Muffet and Sadie MArie were both enjoying a nice cup of tea when suddenly with quite a surprise a roach popped out with buggy ole' eyes Jimmy screamed and Marie Yelled they tried to run but instead fell down the hill down to the town and now everybody calls them the two tea clowns JImmy Muffet and Sadie Marie were now much much more than angry "revenge!!" they cried and "kill!!" they called "Let's take the town, let's destroy them all!!" They ran down the streets in endless rage killing priest, doctors and the supreme mage then they hopped on their horses and went back up on the hill and that's when Jimmy began to feel ill He said "I've been shot my Sadie Marie" Go now and bring me my last cup of tea." but it was too late, Jimmy he was dead and poor Sadie Marie just dropped her head (She was sad, really sad) She wept for days, weeks, months and years, crying out each and everyone of her tears then she moved away that very same day across the sea so far away She never forgot her Jimmy Muffet love thinking of him while holding his glove the only thing Jimmy left behind Now Jimmy is the only thing in her mind Sadie Marie died heart broken and sad that's the result of being so bad repeat till end *Japanimation Girl* I've seen her-eyes yes I have-they looked at me-so I told Dav'-I know she's got-Japanimation Eyes-They've made me-Made me realize-I think I love-Japanimation Girl-She's got my-head in a whirl-her face-was greatly understated-but her love-I anticipated-sailor...sail to venus-sail to Mars-sail to murcury-sail to Jupiter-oh yeah-Ive seen her-Eyes Yes I have-la,la,la,la...etc *ALaska* I'm not here-or I'm not answering the phone so if you like-you can leave a message at the tone-I know a place where it gets cold- I know a place where your soul can be sold-way up North in Alaska-is where your soul can be sold for only 20 dollars and a brick of Gold-You know not a place where it is hot-You know not a place where your soul will rot-and its way up north in Alaska-Thats where your soul will rot-for only 20 dollars and a brick of gold-hooh-hah-hooh-hah (repeats bits of first verse) *Mr. Rogers* my name is Mr rogers an I'm onTV every day *Christmas #4(from the Dancer Dave Christmas sampler)* Its gonna be a Rock and roll Christmas-I've got my snowboots on-my bags are packed cause santa knows the facts so won't ya just ride along-its gonn be a rock n roll Christmas-and if you know what's good for you-you get some new sow tires-Travis is a liar-and they'll fit good as glue-Sunday we'll rent a new toboggan-and we'll race it up and down in the fog-we'll be eating snow in the afterglow with our neibor's ATV and his dog-and then we'll head on down to Brooklyn-and we'll buy a 50 dollar car-we'll find a bank of snow and then we'll go,go,go-slide around and crash real hard(chorus)If you've got a dollar r two we'll head down to the arcade-we'll put our nickels in and our heads will spin-like my teacher Carl McDade-last of all we'll see a punk rock show-around two or three a.m.-my ears will ring-Bing Crosby!Bing! like no one's ever been (chorus) *Little Man* Little man now don't ya be sad-theres lots of people 'round who are shorter than you are-little man now don't ya be sad-you're only 3 foot tall but then again are'nt we all-you keep your own socks in your closet-you keep your own rocks in your drawer-you're keepin' your friends outside don't you hear them-knock,knock,knockin on your door- i can hear your phone ding-a-linging-I can hear"White Christmas" Binging-Sleigh bells are numbing to my ears -makin me deaf till the new year appears(chorus)-from here you look just like Bill Hiccock-the way you shoot your gun at night-Encyclopedia Brown they call me -the wy I see life through my 3 dementional sight-go!-I see you hidin' there in your room-why don't you come out and share some of your gloom-he would have shot himself there in the head-but he said it's not quite so funny when you're dead(chorus) |
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